kaoz
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Post by kaoz on Jul 12, 2011 2:10:58 GMT -5
It was something that Dan MacMoves had not even expected. Seeing Inferno reprimanded puzzled Dan MacMoves. Though it would make sense for a rabid animal creature thing to be reprimanded by his master.
"Oi! Monkey paw fire thing! You gonna listen to what that kid says?!" Dan MacMoves shouted while he was pointing at Yeshua.
Though he might have yelled loud enough for him to hear, he was preoccupied with another guest. Dan MacMoves sat back down and clicked his tongue.
"That kid's preventing me from outshining the unexpected. Why did it have to be now of all times. I STILL don't know what the hell that thing is!"
Mildly frustrated, Dan MacMoves turned his attention at the waitress.
"Waitress! Fix me a smoothie! It needs to be as smooth as the criminal that I am! Make sure you serve it to me in a frilly outfit that expresses your spirit and charisma of your dancing soul!...Something that could stand toe-to-toe..."
Before he finished his sentence, Dan MacMoves combed through his hair with the fork he held in an exaggerated manner.
"With Dan MacMoves!"
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Post by Tokrochiru on Jul 12, 2011 3:35:17 GMT -5
" *sigh*....No, I don't suppose I do, ma'am," he said in response to Makkura.
"...Hey, waitress! Make my order a cola AND a bowl of a clam chowder."
Duster turned looked at the rest of the group. He shook his head and rolled his eyes. It seemed like it was that awkward point where everyone had to introduce themselves. He almost spoke up and stated his name, but his spirit was knocked out of his body as a the loud screech of of a microphone filled the room.
"YO YO YO, THIS IS VANILLA VICE, BISHES!!"
A pale, jewelry covered man with perhaps the most ridiculous pompadour in the multivirse stood in the center of the restaraunt and spoke to the patrons.
JUS' WANT Y'ALL CRACKAZ THAT I BE EATEN HERE T'NIGHT! DON' WANNA PAY FOR NO SH** SO ENJOY THIS HIT SINGLE! DIGGZ, MANGOS!"
The inexplicable personification of derailment pressed a button on his boombox. From the speakers erupted the same electric drum beat over and over again. He grabbed his crotch and tilted his head back and forth. He looked more like a horny peacock than a dancer.
Then the gross stuff happened. Vomiting ensued amongst many of the customers.
"YO, MAGES! I LIKE TEH RAGEZ! I PLAY WITH SPADES AND PAGES! YOUR MOMMA'S GOT A THING FOR MANA GUAGES! I'M A WIZARD, BRO, A WIZARD, BRO! I'M A WIZARD, BRO! A WIZARD, BRO! MY PENIS IS BIG!!"
The dangerously horrible rapper yelped and pissed himself s six bullets barely managed to avoid hitting his feet. They made smoking holes in the now pee covered floor. The rappers pee sunk drained into the holes in an almost comical fashion.
Duster blew the smoke off of his gun and fired again, this time only allowing one bullet to graze the tip of his shoe before sinking into the ground.
"Get out of here before you kill somebody with that crap!!"
"You think you're bad, black biker dude?! I'm sinful as VICCCCCCCCCCCCCE!!"
The gunman fired once more at the floor. Vanilla Vice ran out of the restaurant screaming and crying. A short silence ensued, before nearly everyone cheered. Duster lied back in his seat, satisfied with himself.
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Post by Jisui on Jul 12, 2011 11:10:20 GMT -5
Claire slapped her hands together, throwing the waitress the stack of 500 credits she had been wagering on the upcoming battle as she grinned in anticipation. "That's what I'm talking about! We need more waitresses like you around!" She nodded in approval, Darien throwing the waitress a fearful glance and shaking his head vigorously as to desperately suggest not to give his sister what she wanted. "For the love of god, don't give her alco-" The poor young farmer never finished his sentence, Claire 'accidentally' knocking the leg of his chair over with her left leg as he plummeted to the ground in a cry of surprise.
"Don't worry about him..." She said innocently, turning her attention back on the interesting spectacle of Dan MacMoves. With a frown, she realized that Inferno had been scolded, leaving the upcoming entertainment postponed. With a grunt, she leaned her arm back against the table, scanning the length of the table in an attempt to find someone to converse with.
Darien smiled at Makkura, pulling himself back up from beneath the table slowly as he looked at her. She seemed a little shy, which was surprising given that everyone at the table was a bit... confident, if that was the right word. Before he could say anything however, Claire interrupted, looking at Darien with her eyebrow raised. "Don't worry about the pervert..." She said coolly to Makkura, glaring at her brother.
"Wait, what?"
"You heard me, my pervert of a brother..."
"What are you tal-"
"When was the last time you talked to a guy?"
"Umm..."
"You travel with an all-girl party."
"But-"
"You're painfully nice to every girl you see."
"That's just-"
The two siblings probably could have gone at each other for much longer, but the arrival of Vanilla Vice cut them off, leaving Darien's mouth slightly agape while Claire's eyebrow twitched, whether in anger or annoyance no one knew.
When the whole scene was done, Claire pointed to Duster with her thumb, trying to make sense of what just happened as she rubbed her eyes. "Someone give that guy a medal." She muttered, still staring at the spot where the man with the pompadour once was.
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Post by SlvrNight on Jul 12, 2011 15:00:12 GMT -5
Makkura's greeting to Yeshua was a simple nod. "Uhm...My name's Makkura. It's nice to see there's actually someone at this table with some manners..." She had no intention of insulting the others by this comment, but that didn't mean none of them would take it as such. The young girl was about to say something else, but quickly looked towards Claire when she heard Darien fall to the floor in his chair. A confused look covered her face as she heard his sister refer to him as a "pervert". Makkura was about to comment but suddenly stopped. Her mouth hung open as she saw Vanilla Vice's little performance, completely baffled as to how someone could act so...stupid.
However, once Duster chased him out of the restaurant with his gunshots she lightly clapped for him. "Thank you very much for getting him out of here, sir."
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Post by Shin RyuKen on Jul 12, 2011 17:10:47 GMT -5
"Do people walk in this restaurant with any dignity, or do they leave it at the door...?" Alen had muttered after seeing the spectacle of the rapper that had just bolted out of the restaurant. After his last thought, he made his order quick and slammed the menu down with typical confidence. But as soon as he slammed the menu down, a voice boomed.
"Excuse me, nigga, no firearms in the restaurant!" said a rather teenage, haughty voice coming presumably from the counter in another room. Immediately the cheering in the audience had stopped; clearly this man's voice was to be heard.
"Nigga, please." Alen shouted out at the voice, quickly nocking an arrow which he fired at the open window. It was a rather thick, patterned window with what appeared to be demonic red tapestry on it depicting band logos, bleeding hearts, and giant steel fists. The arrow pierced through the window and presumably at the man behind the window, but a chomping noise was then heard, followed by a burp. What in the...?
Alen quickly disregarded whatever went on through that window and went back to the menu, eyeballing the sighing waitress. "Alright, I'd like some freedom fries, with extra bleu cheese and bacon, and salt and pepper frog legs. And a pint of Ghetto Grape Kool-Aid, if possible." Alen threw the menu harshly at the waitress, who then fumbled to pick it up. "And make it quick here, I'm hungry."
The waitress proceeded to jot down everyone's order, and, with a light nod and perfunctory "Coming right up!" she vanished into the back room with dismissal of the broken window.
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Post by Tokrochiru on Jul 12, 2011 23:02:44 GMT -5
"Don't mention it," Duster responded to the young girl. He quietly watched the waitress' rear end bounce under her skirt as she walked away.
"They should make those things less snug....Not that I mind all that much."
Duster brought his attention away from the waitress' rear end for his own sake. He looked to the pale farmer girl sitting next to him. She looked oddly....familiar somehow.
"You're a freakin' vampire, aren't you? You're pale as a white sheep."
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Post by Platinum-06-Grillz on Jul 15, 2011 16:07:19 GMT -5
Yeshua and Inferno were in a stunning silence after the rapper's strange performance. The vodic began laughing uncontrollably while slamming the table with his fist.
"BWAHAHAHA!!! Oh my gosh, that was rich. Bring that white guy back in here!"
Yeshua gave Inferno a nervous look. "No, dude. Just... no."
((It's been 3 days and I'm still addicted to DFO. Made it as simple as it can be to keep the thread alive.))
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Post by SlvrNight on Jul 26, 2011 20:45:18 GMT -5
Another guest suddenly walked through the restaurant doors. Her long silver hair, neatly spread behind her allowing for only two small bangs, looked as if it were made of silk and her eyes were a bright red. She had pale skin and wore a black cloak concealing the rest of her body. Her black gauntlets, however, were visible as well as her black high-heel boots. The woman looked around the restaurant as she walked, quickly noticing Duster and sitting at the same table as him and the others. She just happened to sit next to Makkura and gave the girl a flirtatious wink.
An awkward blush appeared on Makkura's face and she quickly averted her gaze from the woman. "So...uh...uhm...who are you?"
The silver-haired woman smiled and quickly answered. "I'm Amura Herrin and I really need to say...this is quite a colorful group you're sitting with, Duster. Friends of yours?"
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Post by Platinum-06-Grillz on Jul 26, 2011 23:49:56 GMT -5
It didn't take long until another guest entered the restaurant. Near the entrance was yet another female. Yeshua thought it was just yet another one of this eatery's deranged lunatics, so he paid no mind after a quick glance and drew in a sketchbook he carried with him. Inferno was staring with his mouth agape at the voluptuous figure through the robe. He could not help but give a loud wolf whistle and yell "Take it off!" at her. "Take off your top!" Yeshua raised an eyebrow at the pervert and cleared his throat, prompting him to watch his act.
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Post by SlvrNight on Jul 27, 2011 0:30:06 GMT -5
Amura's attention was taken away from Duster when she heard Inferno's yelling. She stared at him for a few moments and then closed her eyes, a smile appearing on her face. "I won't go as far as you're asking, but I suppose I can at least tease you a little." The succubus stood up and her cloak unwrapped from her body, revealing her voluptuous outfit. Her abdomen was completely exposed while her black armor covered only the bottom 3/4 of her bosom. There was an opening in her armor on her back, which stopped just above the start of her hips. Finally, black mist flew down from the top of her head making a black crown-like headband appear. Two small demonic horns protruded from this headband.
Amura ran a slim finger down her neck and chest, stopping above her navel. The reason she stopped was because she heard Makkura coughing behind her. The succubus turned towards her with a surprised expression. "Uh...I think that's...enough. You really shouldn't be doing something like that here...especially for someone like him." She pointed at Inferno. Amura laughed quietly and sat down. "My, my, am I making our little friend here uncomfortable? My sincerest apologies, dear." She looked at Inferno. "Well, it looks like that's all you're going to get out of me for now."
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Post by Platinum-06-Grillz on Jul 28, 2011 23:27:06 GMT -5
Inferno's original intent was to make the random guest feel uncomfortable since he gets a kick of poking fun at everyone else's expense for laughs. He had absolutely no idea he would get a free peep show since a normal person would scoff at him for such a demand. His reaction felt somewhat hypnotized. His jaw literally dropped to the table and he was stunned at the sight he saw as gorgeous. Yeshua knew exactly what was going on, so he paid no mind and blushed the entire time as he looked away covering his peripheral with the restaurant menu.
The little show was stopped abruptly thanks to Makkura, then Yeshua raised his hands in the air in praise as he yelled, "Oh thank God it's finally over!"
"What are you, gay?" Inferno quipped as he gave the teenager the death stare. "This was the best thing I've seen all day!"
"Pfft, whatever." His attention was immediately turned to his sketchbook and went back to doodling. As for Inferno, he just sat there grinning throughout the aftermath of the white haired woman's performance.
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Post by Shin RyuKen on Jul 29, 2011 19:54:21 GMT -5
Alen eyeballed the succubus the moment she bared her cloak off of her shoulders, and needless to say, he was tempted. Staring at the woman's bosom for a solid five seconds, he quickly dismissed any thought going through his head at that moment as he jerked his head back to the table. "Whore." he said with a smug look.
A whistle came from the other side of the bar, from a voice nobody could yet recognize. It was probably the same haughty voice that...probably ate the arrow earlier.
Shortly after the waitress emerged from the door, with assorted plates carried pretty steadily along her arms. Various drinks, appetizers, and bowls were balanced pretty well. With a rather expected smile, she assembled the drinks and appetizers that were ordered onto the table, and held her little notebook of orders in her hand again.
"Hey guys. Hope you guys enj-" The waitress said kindly, that is, until she saw the provocative outfit of the succubus before her. Immediately, she had to slam her hand on the table and shake the table slightly. "Excuse me! There are other customers here! Please reserve your chest outside of the restaurant!
The restaurant didn't seem to have many ethical rules given the characters it served, so the irony behind the waitress's words was beyond anyone.
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Post by Jisui on Jul 29, 2011 21:47:33 GMT -5
While the entire ordeal was going on, the normally mild-mannered Darien Astia could only stare at Amura while she moved, his mouth slightly agape as his face was alight with a deep blush. He continued to stare for a few seconds before suddenly finding an interest in the table, his blush still evident as he attempted to pry his vision away. He might have been a simple farm boy, but he was still a guy... the worst thing about it all was that his sister, shooting him a dirty look was starting to mutter something about perverts and the like, most likely referring to him. Of course, one of his friends was a succubus, but she seemed like an angel compared to this woman...
"Thank you very much." Darien smiled lightly as his milk arrived, taking a sip before running into his pockets for a credit to tip the waitress.
"Eh...? Tch, darn it..." The boy muttered as he fumbled with the credit, the small coin running out of his pocket as it hit the floor and began to roll down, going through Amura's legs and spinning in a circle to stop, as Darien stood up to pick op his coin. Unfortunately, his sister coincidentally stretched her left foot at that very moment, Darien letting out a small cry as his foot clumsily passed over it. He struggled to maintain his balance before barreling forward, wincing as he collided with Amura from behind and landed on her face first.
"..." The poor farmer's boy opened his mouth to apologize, but realizing he was in somewhat of a compromising situation, could only open his mouth, his face bright red as he attempted to address the situation.
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Post by Tokrochiru on Jul 30, 2011 2:28:45 GMT -5
"Amura, quit acting like a whore and put some damn clothes on. One of these days, you're gonna get aids. Pretty sure that guy over there's carrying something nasty."
Duster pointed to Inferno.
He looked back at the pale girl next to him. She never answered his question.
"So are you a damn vampire or not? If you don't answer, I'll spit in your drink."
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Post by SlvrNight on Jul 30, 2011 20:35:42 GMT -5
Amura was about to respond to the waitress's comment but was suddenly interrupted by the farmer boy crashing into her. She was toppled to the floor, opening her eyes only to see Darien right on top of her with his face mere inches from hers. The succubus was actually surprised by this sudden action, for she was not aware that he had been tripped. She believed he simply couldn't resist her performance and lunged at her.
Amura placed a hand on Darien's head, pulling it a few more inches away from her. "My, aren't you a forceful one..." She gently turned the farmer boy's head; intently studying him. "Yet, you're also quite innocent. Oh the ways in which I could corrupt a thing such as you..." The more the succubus spoke, the more her voice seemed to fill with lust. This tone was completely lost, however, once she heard Duster's comment. She lifted her right arm, so her friend could see it across the table, and wagged her finger. "Nope! I think I'm going to stay dressed like this. It's making things much more interesting already. Wouldn't you agree?"
Makkura turned her head away from Amura's general direction as she was finding it difficult to stop her eyes from looking down at hers and Darien's..."situation".
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