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Post by SlvrNight on Jun 20, 2012 20:54:41 GMT -5
"Eh." Carl shrugged. "Since you're from a place I've never heard of, I guess I shouldn't be too surprised you didn't hear about any of those guys. If we hadn't stopped just one of them though, you definitely would know about them since they'd probably be ruling the world."
"Or they might have destroyed it." Suzuki added flatly. Her attention was taken elsewhere by the coughing priest that crashed onto the floor like a sack of rocks. She glanced at Carl, who sighed and took his hand off her waist, heading towards the priest to help him up. However, he stopped the red and black maiden walked in and beat him to it. He wasn't very fond of the way she talked to him though.
"Hey, hey. The guy just had a coughing seizure. Give him a break, dammit."
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Post by Shin RyuKen on Jun 20, 2012 20:57:59 GMT -5
Vydunas turned his back in surprise of the fellows behind him. It was Veronica and Max! He didn't expect to run into Veronica, at least; he thought she was busy finding the doctor she kept talking about. It was a pleasant surprise to see some friends at the very least.
"Whoa, now. I was just talking you guys," the wolfen mentioned as he turned his shoulders toward Veronica and Max. "How'd you guys get here?"
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Post by Jisui on Jun 20, 2012 23:24:27 GMT -5
"...Thanks, Veronica. I know you didn't want to come..." Max smiled lightly at the woman, accepting her help gladly as she pulled him up.
"Hey, hey. The guy just had a coughing seizure. Give him a break, dammit."
"E-Eh? Oh, please, don't blame her... this is just a condition of..." The sickly-looking priest was cut off by another coughing attack, this time turning away from Veronica to avoid coughing on her. Tael raised an eyebrow, if there an award for most sickly looking guy ever, this guy would win, hands down. He literally looked terrible at the moment.
"Vydunas!" Max's eyes widened as he saw their wolfen leader, his smile widening as he managed to put up one of his hands in greeting. "I heard this land has some great medicine... even one that cures everything. I think it was called Pana...Panam...Panacea! Yes, that was it..." The priest smiled at the rest of the group, nodding in greeting. "How are you all? I'm Max, and she's Veronica..."
...Panacea? Really? Either this was another coincidence, or they might have done too much on this land, Tael thought in the back of his mind as he looked at the duo. Wait...
"...Veronica? That's you?" Tael's eyes widened, what a coincidence... although the woman looked a little unusual, there was nothing about her that said she had some weird battle-fetish.
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Post by BloodValkyrie on Jun 21, 2012 0:16:20 GMT -5
Veronica clicked her tongue in annoyance at Carl. She didn't like the way he was talking to her and wanted to make it clear.
"Oh, silence you clueless oaf. I can talk to the priest here in any manner I see fit. I suggest you simply mind your business."
The maiden turned to look ay Vydunas, her eyes widening at his unexpected presence, her voice taking on a radically gentler tone. "Huh. The wolfen. I wasn't expecting to run into you here. It's a pleasant surprise to see you though." She then heard Tael and moved her green eyes towards him, studying him for a moment.
"Yes, I'm Veronica. I was going to ask how you know who I am, but since the wolfen is here I'm going to assume he was talking about me. What was he saying about me exactly?"
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Post by SlvrNight on Jun 21, 2012 0:22:15 GMT -5
Carl's right eye twitched. What the hell was this girl's problem?! She had such an attitude and was so disrespectful. It was rather infuriating. The undead warrior wasn't going to take that kind of crap from some woman he just met, even if she was friends with Vydunas. He took a step forward and was about to insult the woman when the demonic redhead stepped in between them.
"Ooooh, so this is Veronica?" Suzuki smiled as she examined the maiden. She then began walking around her, placing a finger on Veronica's cheek and gently dragging it. "I quite like her. She has a fire in her. On top of that, she's really very beautiful."
Carl's mind went blank.
Suzuki purred towards him, noticing his alarmed reaction. "I think I may take her home. She seems like she'll be quite fun, especially if what Vydunas said is true."
The cloaked man was completely silent, his red eyes wide in shock, fear, and complete and utter confusion.
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Post by Jisui on Jun 21, 2012 0:33:45 GMT -5
"Yes, I'm Veronica. I was going to ask how you know who I am, but since the wolfen is here I'm going to assume he was talking about me. What was he saying about me exactly?"
"Don't worry, nothing but good things!" Tael assured the maiden, giving a carefree laugh as he continued. "Stuff like how you were flirtatious, and got sexually aroused by fighting people and all that..." ...Wait, had he just said the wrong things? He was sure that compliments were about to come out of his mouth, so why did he say that?
"E-Eh? Beautiful?" Max's eyes widened as Suzuki approached the two of them, w-what was with this woman... she didn't seem to mind about personal space at all given she was touching Veronica, and somehow, she gave off a feeling of...
"...H-Hey, she kinda scares me..." The priest whispered as quietly as he could to Veronica without having Suzuki hear, Tael nodding in sympathy as he overheard the frail priest.
"G-Get it together man..." Tael muttered, his eyes widened as he observed Carl's reaction. This... didn't seem like it was a one-time thing.
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Post by Greed on Jun 21, 2012 0:37:51 GMT -5
A black, slimy mass slid between Veronica's legs, and formed into a human shape between Suzuki and Veronica, a fierce look in her eyes, as she separated the two.
"Nuh uh! I saw her first, you... you....... " Priscilla looked over Suzuki, then looked back at Veronica, before turning her attention back to the fire demon, "... wow, you're... actually pretty hot... BUT you still can't have her!" Minor lapse in judgement aside, she was there. However, after a quick moment of though, she added in a little.... addendum, as it was.
".... unless you want to have a threesome."
".... Uh... okay, wow. What's going on here?" A strange girl with bright red hair, and an outfit that screamed punk rock gogo dancer walked out of one of the aisle, only to be confronted with a huge assortment of different people. Curiously, heat emanated from her body, and her pupils seemed to have tiny flames lit in them...
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Post by Tokrochiru on Jun 21, 2012 0:43:40 GMT -5
The walls of the grocery store were torn down, and a green giant on a chinese nobleman suit broke through. Pieces of debris flew into several customers faces, knocking them unconscious, and filling their dreams with awesome visions of Chris Redfield boulder punching.
The orc walked through the rubble, and shouted...
"Barkley!!! It's time you and I settled this, boxer-briefs!!"
Another crash, from another wall nearby. Through the rubble appeared a dark-skinned man in a sports ensemble. He was carrying a rubbery orange ball, and had a look of gritty niggatry.
"You ain't got the skills or the balls to keep up with my jam, Tokromar," said the dark-skinned man.
"Just you wait. Those b-balls are gettin' poked! TODAY!!!"
The orc then grabbed Suzuki and began to flail her around in the baller's direction. For all intents and purposes, the seductive demoness made for a good mace.
Charles Barkley was able to dodge Tokromar's original attack, be leaping over him, but then was met with an unexpected backward kick. The b-baller was sent flying through the store, only able to regain his balance after flying straight through Veronica.
"You call that an attack!? That ain't shit, Tok."
The b-baller taunted the orc with the middle finger. It was on now. The grocery store had now become a warzone.
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Post by SlvrNight on Jun 21, 2012 0:57:43 GMT -5
"HOLY SHIT!!!" Carl screamed as he rolled to the side, avoiding the massive orc's hand as he grabbed Suzuki, swinging her like a mace and destroying the store, sending splintered wood and pieces of plastic and metal flying. The female demon in his hand then, suddenly, exploded. More pieces of metal, along with wires, went flying.
Carl's eyes widened in terror, at first, but then confusion followed. "She...exploded? Like a robot? What the hell is going on?!"
"MWAHAHAHAHA!" A laugh echoed from outside the store as the center of one of the remaining walls exploded, revealing a woman in a red hooded cape with a black tunic and blood-red armor. "That wasn't even the real me!! That was simply a DOOMBOT!!!"
The undead man turned and stared at the armored woman.
"...Suzuki?"
She then shot him with a beam of red energy, sending him into a wall.
"SILENCE! I am Dr. Doomblaze!!! There is no Suzuki here!!"
The armored female demon stepped into the store, her arms folded, and said one last thing to Carl.
"Now go get the blasted food! Your mistress demands it!!"
"..." He looked over at Tael, his grip on reality slowly slipping due to all the craziness. "Tael, did we die or something?! Because this is fucking insane and stupid!!"
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Post by Jisui on Jun 21, 2012 1:13:10 GMT -5
"WHAT THE HE-" As pandemonium ensued, Tael was cut off as the orc and basketball legend broke into the store, the prince diving for cover as glass and shrapnel exploded around him. W-Why... he had just come to get eggs and groceries. Eggs and groceries! As Suzuki was grabbed, the prince came to his senses, narrowing his eyes as he growled, a golden bow materializing out of nowhere in his right hand. "Get your hands off-"
His mouth dropped as Suzuki exploded in a fantastic burst of metal, feeling his hands slack as he dropped his bow. Hey now.
Suzuki suddenly appeared, proclaiming herself to be Dr. Doomblaze proudly. Hey, hey now.
"Tael, did we die or something?! Because this is fucking insane and stupid!!"
"..." He couldn't answer, because, like the cowering priest directly in the middle of the fight between Tokromar and Barkley, his mind had lost the capacity to think.
As the events proceeded, the icing on the cake proceeded as all noise seemed to stop, the store clerk's words blanketing out all noise.
"We've got trouble in the front. I repeat, we got trouble in the front."
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Post by Shin RyuKen on Jun 21, 2012 1:21:56 GMT -5
The swaggering basketball star shot another glowing b-ball at Tokromar in the form of a free throw. He was making it clear that he was about to unleash the slam upon the chinese outfit-wearing orc. "If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest, you son of a bitch, Tokromar."
Vydunas looked towards Veronica with a slight blush on his face. The wolfen had nothing awkward to respond with regarding what he said earlier, although he might be seen as perverted for mentioning her blood fetish. It was nothing Vydunas cared about, though. He had long lived a life not gravitating too close to sexual urges; Veronica hopefully knew this.
"Haha, nah. I was just complimenting your inability to give fucks. It's a rare skill nowadays." Vydunas played off the tension in the air that the maiden was giving off, for he was far more used to it than the residents of this foreign land were.
He then raised an eyebrow as he saw Priscilla emerge with the rest of the group, only to clap as he saw her take form. "Well now, we got a full party going on here. What're the odds?"
The ease created by familiar friends meeting together would soon be broken as a sense of unrest broke in the supermarket. Suddenly, the roar of a dragon could be rummaging through the greens aisle, leaving the group with the impression that something drew closer and closer to the group with each passing moment.
Suddenly, it broke loose.
A giant black dragon crashed through the side of the store from the greens aisle, leaving it to be a mangled mess of onions, cellery, cabbages, and carrots. The lone rider of this black emerged, giant red scythe in hand. A demonic knight made his presence known in front of the parties at hand.
"Shit, Tiamat, I'm trying to leave a good first impression here! Can you not see th-...wait."
The man lowered his eyes and noticed the familiars in the group ahead. He was definitely more surprised than they probably were at seeing him.
"Carl? Tael? Holy shit, my boys are here! And...Suzuki, I think?"
The knight looked at Suzuki and gave off a slightly quizzical look on his face. "Damn, Suzuki's gotten kinda fat."
The dark knight waved at them, giving an eager expression that was surprised to have seen his friends after so long. The wolfen merely whispered in Tael's ear in response, "This the guy I was talking about earlier?"
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Post by BloodValkyrie on Jun 21, 2012 1:32:15 GMT -5
Veronica's eyes widened at Tael. "Flirtatious? Aroused by fighting others? That's not true at all! It is their blood that excites me!" She turned to look at Vydunas. "I thought you would have known the specifics of that by now, wolfen."
It was at this time that the orc and basketball legend broke in, weaving a path of destruction as they fought. Veronica smiled, gently pushing Priscilla to the side as she took out her Devil Blades.
"Excellent! I could use some excit-"
Barkley then went flying through Veronica, knocking out the maiden and sending her rolling towards Dr. Doomblaze's feet.
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Post by SlvrNight on Jun 21, 2012 1:50:53 GMT -5
Carl forced himself to stand up, waving back at Azarel. "Hey, Azarel! Great timing! Everything's going to hell in this place! We're probably gonna have to clean it up like usual!"
Dr. Doomblaze's red eyes widened behind her metal mask, gasping in disbelief at the dark knight's comment. Her voice returned to normal, the shock of his statement forcing her to go out-of-character.
"FAT?! You jackass! it's just because of the damned armor!!"
She then lifted her tunic up, the chest armor opening suddenly and fully revealing her torso. "SEE?! I'm still JUST as skinny as before!!" Carl quickly ran to her at this point,wrapping his arms around her from behind and covering her. However, before he could say anything about how crazy she was acting, her body erupted with red energy and sent him back into the wall.
"UNHAND ME YOU PERVERT!!! Trying to feel me up! Gosh, save it for the mansion!!"
A loud female voice suddenly shouted: "AAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" and a woman with purple hair in a purple and black maid outfit appeared out of nowhere, diving towards Azarel and wrapping her arms around him from behind.
"M-Minu?!" Suzuki shouted in disbelief. "What are you doing here?! You're supposed to be at the mansion!"
Two women appeared behind the female armored demon, one with blonde hair in a white nurse uniform while the other had green hair and wore a green and black maid chef outfit, complete with a black chef's hat. Suzuki looked at her two female servants in shock. "Izuma?! Suna?! Why-"
Izuma pointed at the hole in the wall behind her, her finger pointing to a mansion in the distance that was currently being torn apart by an enormous green bipedal lizard with blue spikes on its back. It was shooting a beam of green energy from its mouth at the mansion, blowing parts of it to pieces.
Suzuki ran to the hole and fell to her knees, heartbroken over her home's destruction.
"MY MANSIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!"
Carl merely stared for a few minutes before pointing at it and stuttering.
"I-is that...Godzilla?"
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Post by Tokrochiru on Jun 21, 2012 2:01:43 GMT -5
"Oh, I'm gonna jam something alright," the orc said as he dodged another of the star player's shots.
"I'm gonna jam this fist through your puny, human torso so hard that Shaquille O'Neal's gonna feel it and be resuscitated back to life by the shockwave!!"
It was then that Tokromar noticed the giant lizard in the distance. A lizard he recognized all to well...
"Dang it, Godzilla, Barkley is MY rival!! You'll have to wait for your rematch with him!! Right now, it's TvC time!!"
"Tatsunoko vs Capcom?" Vastion said from his hideaway corner in the distance.
"No, Tok vs Charles, ya moron!!"
Vastion then retreated away into his corner. He just didn't want Velcan to find him. Oh please, anything but that....
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Post by Jisui on Jun 21, 2012 12:08:13 GMT -5
"...V-Veronica?" Max's eyes widened as Veronica was defeated instantly, the maiden rolling over near Suzu-Dr.Doomblaze silently. Uhh... a bead of sweat ran down the priest's face, somehow, he didn't know why, but he got a bad feeling from this. Silently ducking to avoid the conflict that was going on, the priest got on all fours, beginning to stealthily make his way over to Veronica before the roof above him collapsed, and Max gave off a last, pitiful cough before he was doused in red-hot flames. A pillar of fire bursted through the ceiling, Tael speechlessly watching as a lone figure garbed in black began to descend down on black wings.
"I've arrived at the front aisles... I repeat, Black Wing has made it to the front aisles." The familiar figure, with blonde hair and a tiny badge on his black robes that stated "Silverheim Market", muttered to his lapel while carrying a black, translucent spear. Ignoring the steaming body that was once Max, the angel turned his cold eyes to Tael, who stared back wordlessly. Tael switched his view from the familiar angel, to Godzilla in the background, to the view of Azarel strolling down the aisles on his faithful dragon, before turning abruptly and opening the door to the exit. Yes... it had to be a dream.
"Haha, you'll never take us alive, you assholes!"
"S-Sister, please... I'm sure if we just gave them back the money you took..."
Familiar voices, accompanied the roar of gunfire, awaited him outside. Wordlessly, Tael observed the scene in front of him, a young man with silver hair desperately trying to calm down his sister, both of whom were ducked under a wall. Tael heard police sirens encroach on them, as the woman laughed exuberantly, standing up and firing over the wall with a bronze rifle before the young man pulled her back down. Between the two, Tael could see a small briefcase.
"..."
Wordlessly, as the prince looked between the grocery store and scene before him, Tael silently walked back in the grocery store.
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